Me: honestly im just so evil. so full of darkness. i feed off the souls of the living i strike fear into-
Friend: you sleep with a teddy bear
Me: hes my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

totallytransformed:

Emily gasped, letting the dildo flop out of her mouth as her mother entered the room.

“Emily!  We purchased your freedom, what are you doing?”

“I don’t WANT to be free, mom, I want to be someone’s pet!  I want to be naked on the floor like a dog and suck cock all day, okay?!  Once I’m able to afford the legal representation, I’m going to have my freedom status revoked and be nothing more than a pet, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!”